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$45k In 1 Day By A Sexy Solid Snake Dad Bod Near You
Remember this thread?
Remember we were about to riot?
Jaybot promised the numbers.
He promised.
And the juicy inner workings of his campaigns.
So, my bag of crafty newsletter spells has just run out.
I don’t know how to stop The Jaybot.
Not anymore.
He’s now used my own tricks against me…twice.
The dad bod, the myth, the legend just pulled a $45k/day.
And he won’t tell us what the ROI is.
Not yet, at least.
Look at this, I didn’t write this. He did.
He’s mastered the art of the newsletter:
“it’s been awhile since 4th grade so my math might be off but I think… (thanks to that tiny little $110 late conversion from Google)… that’s around $45k
IN ONE DAY
Wew.
Lad.
Yeah yeah. Revenue schmevenue. Doesn’t mean much if I paid $46k to get that, right?
Well I didn’t. I paid less than that.
How much less?
How’s about this: SOLID SNAKE was a fantastic character in the Metal Gear Series and all of the games still hold up to this day.
But we’re not talking about video games… OR ARE WE?!
In any case: Solid ROI.
Won’t say exactly how much because, you know, it’s more mysterious that way.
Plus.
I’m pretty sure my kids and wife spent it all already.
Inflation. And. Diapers are hella expensive.
Will update the FA with some crazy details this week.
Look forward to it.”
I have one last ace up my sleeve, and that’s it–but I’ll save it for darker days.
Yer welcome…I guess.
I’m even forced to use an emoji:
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You all make a pretty penny.
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Food.
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